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Why Italians hand down their guns
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:08 pm    Post subject: Why Italians hand down their guns Reply with quote

An old one, but still a good one. Don't remeber if this has been posted.



Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying

He calls his grandson to his bedside... " Guido, I wan' you lissina me.

I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna
bed with another man...

Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Italians hand down their guns Reply with quote

as ol basel brush would say boom boom

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:18 am    Post subject: Re: Why Italians hand down their guns Reply with quote

cute, a chuckle to start the day with!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:45 am    Post subject: Re: Why Italians hand down their guns Reply with quote

Tick tick tick..........

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