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1957 Vs 2010
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:48 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

Yeah and they don't back talk you either, right? Very Happy

By the way...Aren't you the guy that chews on loaded shotgun shells? wtf

Yup...Probably a good thing you don't have any copies of you. Laughing

And good morning to ya. I'm up to two cups of coffee. One more and I'll be ready to "hit" the day.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:29 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

Mornin' back atcha! Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:34 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

Well there went that idea for the day...It's raining.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:40 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

You could knit yerself some new long-john's. Don't ferget the trap-door.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:56 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

Think I'll go to my "man Cave", mount a tape on the RT-707 and clean/check/fondle some guns.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:09 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

A rainy day, old school reel-to-reel, the smell of gun oil....

Warm and fuzzy!!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:41 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

I hear ya...both Bushy and Stovey.

We got it all sorted out in my house where my kids and our grandkids are concerned....one word from me...and they do as they please. Sad

Kids today Mad ....I can tell you stories that would curl ya hair. As you know, I'm a Justice of the Peace over here, and I spend a bit of time down at the local Police Station assisting with the occasional juvenile interview. I sometimes find it upsetting...and always frustrating.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:15 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Well there went that idea for the day...It's raining.

Stand by for some more. The remnants of the hurricane that came through here just dumped on us and is headed your way. The only good news is that it’s fast moving. It if wasn't, it would have wreaked way more havoc than it did.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:17 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
Mornin' back atcha! :P

I thought real mean only chewed 12 guage?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:19 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

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As you know, I'm a Justice of the Peace over here,

No we didn't. Now the image of the real man becomes more clear! From motorcycles, to guns, to bag pipes, to peace maker.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:01 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

The only problem with this storm, slimjim, is it slowed down when it got here. Now it's just setting here dumping on us.

Whoop...There's Noah at the door. Bet he wants permission to moor along side my horse trailer again.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:

I thought real mean only chewed 12 guage?

12ga is fer wimmins and water fowl.

Real uplander's use a sub-gauge w/ half as many pellets.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:20 pm    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Vince wrote:
As you know, I'm a Justice of the Peace over here,

No we didn't. Now the image of the real man becomes more clear! From motorcycles, to guns, to bag pipes, to peace maker.

I am still surprised his daughters got married, considering a Justice of the Peace in Queensland has the ability to issue search warrants, arrest warrants, psychiatric examination orders, and be part of the court and exercise powers to remand defendants in custody, grant bail, and adjourn court hearings.

So Vince could have really screwed with anyone trying to date his daughters. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:59 pm    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

'Mitri wrote:
So Vince could have really screwed with anyone trying to date his daughters. Laughing

Yeah...true mate...but I tell ya what...not nearly as much havoc as my daughters would unleash on me if I was to start screwing with their partners.

Although, I do remember taking one young fella to the range with me one afternoon. He had a bit of a reputation for being a stud (or thought he was), so I explained the way of the world to him, and Vince's Rules For Dating as I was blowing away cane toads at 25 metres with my S&W 586 in .357 Magnum. Oh yeah, and I was using 125gn full Magnum loads as well. Sorta got the message across. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: 1957 Vs 2010 Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
I explained the way of the world to him, and Vince's Rules For Dating as I was blowing away cane toads at 25 metres with my S&W 586 in .357 Magnum.

they have a song about this in the states! "cleaning this gun (come on in boy)"

lyrics:
www.azlyrics.com/lyric...inboy.html

music:
www.jango.com/music/Ro...Atkins?l=0
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