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Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:54 pm    Post subject: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Wal-Mart in China ---VERY DIFFERENT.



We thought our Wal-Marts had it all.


Crocodiles Smile



Bulk Rice



Mixed Meat for the choosing Shocked



Orange Juice and Cooking Oil Very Happy



Turtles and other Stuff Confused



You Guess Shocked



Walmart Brand Spirits Cool



Rib Cages Surprised



Assorted Dried Reptiles wtf



Beautiful Boxes of Liquor Cheers



Frogs Shocked



Large Selection of Chopsticks Razz



Ducks on a Rack



Great Value Brand Beef Granules Laughing



Pig Faces wtf



Anti-Bacterial Underwear for Men Confused



Diet Water Very Happy



Meat Water Confused



Specialty Pickles Shocked



100% Powdered Horse Milk...(no ponies) Very Happy Very Happy



. . . And American
Wal-Marts only have crazily dressed people ! Laughing Laughing

So....when do we go shopping. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

That was freekin weird....they have more concern for wrapping up underwear than they do fresh meat....eeewww a frog in the pickles, probably gutz and all too....creapy bunch..

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:10 am    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Wait a second.....what you wrap up in your underwear IS fresh meat...anyway creapy bunch fer sher

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:27 am    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Suz, ever tried to put a frog in your underwear?
It looks to me as they put frogs anywhere and this could explain why Chinese have such funny eyes...

A lot of funny tales are going around about Chinese. I once heart the discussion about how it comes you never see a chinese grave on our cemeteries. And since we know Chinese eat everything that can be eaten.... (yes, someone was saying death Chinese are recycled)


EDIT: when you're yellow (and not a cab) and feel offended, don't forget the section we're in here.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:49 am    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Holy snapper-heads!

OK- shoot me now, I've seen it all.

Undies were called Dong-Zim. Appropriate enough.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

It's the diet water and meat water that got me. That frog in the pickle jar looks pretty cool. I'd like to get a few jars of those pickles for X-Mas stocking stuffers. Open some eyes, I'd bet.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

What the heck is meat water anyway?!!! Buwahahahaha.

Wait- scratch that, I don't wanna know!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Specialty Pickles Yuck Not me!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Laughing

Being a banana (yellow, well brown, on the outside and white on the inside) I can relate to the revulsion some of you feel with the pictures.

I do not think the frog in Pickle jar is real, it does look more like very cunning photoshop image.
As for the rest of them, well yeah.. they are the real deal.

If you think those images are revolting, you should see what they have for breakfast!! Yuck

Some samples are:
- pig brains
- Coagulated blood
- intestine
- aborted chicken (tiny chicken in its egg shell, just before it hatch)

I would post some pictures here but Yuck

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

The misses wants to know how late do they stay open ????????

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
What the heck is meat water anyway?

Protein drinks!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
Holy snapper-heads!

OK- shoot me now, I've seen it all.

You all haven't spent enought time overseas. This makes some of the market places I've been in look wonderful!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Yep...you are totally correct Slim. I've seen some sights that a civilised person would only describe as disgusting, unbelievable, medieval at best and just downright sickening.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Gelan, in this case, thank you for NOT sharing! Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:21 am    Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart in China---VERY DIFFERENT Reply with quote

Gelan, you forget the big fat wurms...

or think about all the funny stuff they put in alcohol, nothing more tastfull than a shot out of a bottle that contains also a (death) mouse...
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