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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:46 am    Post subject: For Sale: Reply with quote

Like new French WW2 Rifle. Mint condition, Never fired, only dropped once. Shocked Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:07 pm    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

DonutSlay!!! Yeah I saw that too. What the heck does that mean, only dropped once, and as old as it is, how do they know it was never fired (some sort of mysterious virgin I'd say). Hey! could I get a donut from ya?



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:07 pm    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

The French army, in WW II, surendered to the Germans without a shot being fired...well almost. So the rifle was "never fired" and dropped when they surrendered - "only once".

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:38 pm    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

PaulS!! Oh alright....but still...well ok, how hard was it dropped Popcorn and did he drop it on his toe or on the rocks? If he dropped it on the rocks it might be dented. If he dropped it on his toe HE might be dented. If it was never fired in battle does that really count as never been fired? I might have a rifle like that but I wouldn't say it's never been fired. Has it ever been cleaned? I'd wanna know that fer sher. Popcorn





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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

Suz, look at the french soccer team now, it's about the same. Some of them are already back home. They already dropped their shoes that were just used once or twice...
"l'histoire se répète"
meaning: history repeats itself all the time...

This time not an easy joke, but once you understand... so bend your head left or right and let it flow together... Smile



PS: if you learn to sit and bark, you might get some donuts... just watch how a german Teckel makes eye-contact when he (or she) needs something. Sad eyes and pulling your lip into a smile most often do the trick Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:16 am    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

So that's why those French 7.62x39s on Cabela's military service rifle rack looked so new!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:35 am    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

Ooops. I'm out of here!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:14 am    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
So that's why those French 7.62x39s on Cabela's military service rifle rack looked so new!
yep, just a little dusty. lol

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:55 pm    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

Bushy!! pay no mind to him, his translations need some translation. Nuts We're buddies anyway. He can call me a dog all he wants. Here's the solution "so bend your head left or right and let it flow together", see? works for me! WTF? Hey BushM, if I pull my lip up into a smile will you give me a donut? wtf

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:15 am    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

Mes excuses. Entschuldige bitte. Sorry or even in chinese: "Solly".

but who did I call "dog"? I wouldn't dare! I just pointed out a trick to get a donut that seems to work quite well here in my house Smile

but it's strange how a mind works when entering this section of the forum, is this the real "nuts-section"?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:52 am    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

Aloysius!! You are so wonderful to allow such teasing! If I pull my lip up into a smile and give you sad eyes will you give me a donut? Did you see Bushy scoot outa here? He lookin for a ladder, and think Chambered (where ever he is) has taken all the ladders.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:02 am    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

Suz, I emailed ya a donut.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:12 am    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

Anyone for dried crunchy donuts??

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:11 am    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

I actually HAVE one of those rifles!!! 7.5x54mm!! It is basically a .30-40Krag level. It is a MAS36. Oneo f the most ugly rifles I have seen but the price was right when I got it and I didn't have a .30cal the time. Price was around $110US with taxes. I can use 6.5Swede brass to make cases for the rifle, then just fire-form them to my chamber. Was a good investment as they are now going for two to three times that amount on GB.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:34 pm    Post subject: Re: For Sale: Reply with quote

@Suz: the magic only works when you sit and bark first...
by the way: why is there a hole in a donut? Is it made so that you can put it on all kind of round stuff to attrack donut-seeking mammals?

And these crunchy donuts, is this how the french were conquered? Did them germans put a donut on their muzzle? If so, it would have dimished the possible damage when dropping the rifle... maybe the donut is still on the muzzle offering Suz a chance to get a donut without special tricks...

@Arron: when you look at history (and at the recent results of the french soccer team), do you trust that rifle enough to shoot it?

Does Chambered also own such a french gun?
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