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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 8:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

Suz,
You are never too old or living too young!
I have always believed that beauty is within the person - I even proposed to my wife (she said yes) before i ever met her in person. I couldn't be happier. You my lady, are one beautiful woman!

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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

Wow! PaulS Thank you very much!! I dunno what to say! I'm sure I could gross you out with something......I'll save it, and bask in the warmth....thank you very much!



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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 10:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

Suz,
I grew up with 9 brothers and three sisters, ran with a pretty rough crowd, been through a few changes and even spent a couple of days in a jail (innocent of those charges) so I don't think you could gross me out but basking in a well deserved sunny spotlight is always better.
Somebody get that lady a beer!

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 1:40 am    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

Paul.....you old smoothy you. A definite Silver Tongue mate.

Having said that....I must agree with you mate.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 6:04 am    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

I'll get her a beer...(runnin'..stumble over my own toug...) We need more women on here. There just aren't enough to go around... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 7:04 am    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

Don't think she likes beer, maybe try and bait her with a little stronger... porto perhaps? What was this so called 'fire-water' in the old days? Startpilot? Smile

On the other hand, stupid me, the czech called our 'jenever' a drink for women so this might be the best choise. Comes in different tastes, old (35%) and young (20-25%), even some with all kinds of fruit tastes incl. vanille and chocolates, even herbs.
And now I made a lot of people very curious Smile
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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 7:04 am    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

OK, who wants me...first?! Reminds me of the day before boot-camp. Everybody gettin drunk and the epic groping. I was so sick the next day. Bus ride to hell, strip, box up your clothes and send them to charity, get new outfits, smelling of mothballs, haul the sea bag that musta weighed 50lbs, run everywhere you go, getting screamed at, can't sit down, get a few shots, march march march, let's see if you can swim, barely haul yourself out of the pool, get dressed while wet, run run run till you vomit, get some chow so you can feed the sea gulls, run run run to get a bunk that you can't even sit on, what the hell are they always yelling? shoes don't fit well, bra sux, still dizzy from the day before, got to go potty have to wait forever, do not get a drink of water, shine shoes, take shower with a crowd, don't bend over? what's that about? started smoking, only get one, fold clothes the Navy way, stuff in locker, bible is too small to read, write a note to my sister in 10 minutes, get inspected, get yelled at, go to bed.....death in the morning, it suddenly is morning and back to the yelling, nobody said you could talk, push-ups huh? stand in line for breakfast, hip to butt, butt to hip what does that mean? why squish so close, really good breakfast, best milk I ever had, stand in line after breakfast watch vomiters feeding sea gulls, go to class, get to sit for once, still dizzy feel sick get through it, run run run to next class, go to lunch try to eat something, inspection again, dirty finger nails? push ups start to hurt, learn the general orders or 10 commandments or whatever they're called, march march my heals getting flat-tired can't stop to adjust my shoe, someone sneezes on someone else blows a gelatinous booger all over someone's blouse, starts laughing,more push ups. Yeah the good-ole-days of feeling wanted.......


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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

I [vaguely] remember those days (46 years ago). But how did we change the subject to Navy boot camp?

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:56 am    Post subject: Re: Jokes & Humor Reply with quote

She liked Aloysius idea of something a little stronger !!!

So she broke out a new bottle of tequila and she's in the reminiscing stage of intoxication..........pass out right around the corner. Faint

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