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Dog Needs a New Home
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slimjim
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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 7:12 am    Post subject: Dog Needs a New Home Reply with quote

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him
anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or
molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew
Jethro only by his oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:44 am    Post subject: Re: Dog Needs a New Home Reply with quote

That's not a dog. It's a shaved bear!
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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:35 am    Post subject: Re: Dog Needs a New Home Reply with quote

Yeah, I think you would need a broom just to pat his head and have him feel it.

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:37 am    Post subject: Re: Dog Needs a New Home Reply with quote

What's he like to eat and where's he sleep?

WHATEVER AND WHEREVER HE WANTS TO.
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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Dog Needs a New Home Reply with quote

I love it!

He's got his own bed in my house any day. Instead of taking him for walks he can give give me a ride. I bet he could be trained to eat illegal immigrants.

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