HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: RichardZ
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13126

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 215
BOT: 1
Total: 216
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Photo Albums
04: Forums
05: Photo Albums
06: Photo Albums
07: Photo Albums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Your Account
11: Forums
12: Home
13: Forums
14: Your Account
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Photo Albums
20: Your Account
21: Home
22: Forums
23: Photo Albums
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Your Account
27: Photo Albums
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Your Account
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Your Account
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Your Account
39: Your Account
40: Home
41: Forums
42: Your Account
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Forums
47: Your Account
48: Photo Albums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Your Account
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Your Account
56: Home
57: Home
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Your Account
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Home
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Your Account
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Home
78: Forums
79: Home
80: Your Account
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Home
84: Home
85: Your Account
86: Forums
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Home
96: Home
97: Photo Albums
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Your Account
101: Photo Albums
102: Home
103: Your Account
104: Photo Albums
105: Photo Albums
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Your Account
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Forums
118: Home
119: Your Account
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Home
123: Home
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Home
128: Forums
129: Your Account
130: Forums
131: Photo Albums
132: Forums
133: Forums
134: Your Account
135: Forums
136: Home
137: Forums
138: Forums
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Home
142: Your Account
143: Forums
144: Forums
145: Your Account
146: Forums
147: Forums
148: Home
149: Home
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Photo Albums
153: Forums
154: Your Account
155: Home
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Home
161: Forums
162: Forums
163: Forums
164: Your Account
165: Forums
166: Forums
167: Forums
168: Forums
169: Forums
170: Home
171: Photo Albums
172: Your Account
173: Home
174: Forums
175: Photo Albums
176: Forums
177: Your Account
178: Forums
179: Forums
180: Forums
181: Forums
182: Forums
183: Your Account
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Your Account
187: Forums
188: Home
189: Forums
190: Home
191: Forums
192: Photo Albums
193: Forums
194: Home
195: Forums
196: Forums
197: Forums
198: Forums
199: Forums
200: Forums
201: Forums
202: Forums
203: Home
204: Forums
205: Forums
206: Forums
207: Home
208: Forums
209: Forums
210: Your Account
211: Forums
212: Forums
213: Home
214: Forums
215: Home
  BOT:
01: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2451
  · Views: 820725
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

The phone survey
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
radar
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Oct 01, 2008
Posts: 1109
Location: North Island New Zealand

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 7:19 pm    Post subject: The phone survey Reply with quote

Subject: WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant..
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Photo Gallery
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15704
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: The phone survey Reply with quote

Radar wrote:
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Ain't that the truth !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6396
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re: The phone survey Reply with quote

yep Very Happy
too right mate!!!

welcome to the site radar!!
glad to see members with sense of humor!!

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
tikkat3
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 30, 2006
Posts: 800

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: The phone survey Reply with quote

I had a call centre girl call up and say
"Hello Mr Tikka my name is Stephen would you like something for free"
My reply was a friendly conversation along the lines of
Whats the weather like where you are Stephen?
Its nice here Stephen.
Back to top
View user's profile
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11390
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: The phone survey Reply with quote

That isn't what I'd of said..."Free?!? You pretty, Stephen?

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.