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The phone survey
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radar
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 7:19 pm    Post subject: The phone survey Reply with quote

Subject: WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant..
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: The phone survey Reply with quote

Radar wrote:
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Ain't that the truth !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re: The phone survey Reply with quote

yep Very Happy
too right mate!!!

welcome to the site radar!!
glad to see members with sense of humor!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: The phone survey Reply with quote

I had a call centre girl call up and say
"Hello Mr Tikka my name is Stephen would you like something for free"
My reply was a friendly conversation along the lines of
Whats the weather like where you are Stephen?
Its nice here Stephen.
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: The phone survey Reply with quote

That isn't what I'd of said..."Free?!? You pretty, Stephen?

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