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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:22 am    Post subject: blind Reply with quote

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00..

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

He says, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:08 am    Post subject: Re: blind Reply with quote

Water through the nose and onto keyboard.......AGAIN!!!
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:13 am    Post subject: Re: blind Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
Water through the nose and onto keyboard.......AGAIN!!!


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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:25 pm    Post subject: Re: blind Reply with quote

I'm addin' y'all to the list of members here that owe me a keyboard. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: blind Reply with quote

I've got one that not working

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:27 pm    Post subject: Re: blind Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
stovepipe wrote:
Water through the nose and onto keyboard.......AGAIN!!!


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If you happen to be drinking and someone makes you laugh real hard, your drink can get sucked up and come out your nose.

Fortuneately, I wasn't drinking when I read this one! It was good for more than a chuckle!! Thanks, Tremblay!!!
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: blind Reply with quote

Good one Trembles....reminds me of another similar joke that I cannot recite here. Embarassed Laughing

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