Talking clock

gelandangan · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:44 pm Post subject: Talking clock

After closing time at the bar Cheers

, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked. wtf

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock!" the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. Shocked

"Yup," replied the drunk. Very Happy

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. Confused

"Watch!" the drunk replied.

He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. scared

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

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Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed......
"You bloody idiot! It's three-fifteen in the Morning!"
Very Happy

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

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Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:15 am Post subject: Re: Talking clock

At one time Radio Shack sold a talking electrical meter. You checked voltage and a voice gave you the number. I asked the clerk "If you read too high a voltage does it go 'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!' ?" He didn't get it...

Elvis · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:22 am Post subject: Re: Talking clock

yip that got me laughing.very clever but Im pleased he's not my neighbour.

chambered221 · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:19 am Post subject: Re: Talking clock

Pumpkinslinger wrote:

I asked the clerk "If you read too high a voltage does it go 'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!' ?" He didn't get it...

............. Laughing

PaulS · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:44 am Post subject: Re: Talking clock

If he was MY neighbor he might own the only shooting clock!