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A woman goes to the doctor
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:35 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Ok you guys are like, egging me on or something.... Love
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:40 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

And don't forget the sack lunch either...Oh...Ya mean that other "two-some".

Oops....Any room on that ladder?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:54 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Was going to home de pot to get a new BIG ladder, but changed my mind and think one of those fancy ladder trucks the fire dept uses will be better
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:31 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Wow I'm glad I've been busy or I'd be in the middle of this one. Well up the ladder anyway... just to be safe.

Chamber you better get up here before she slaps the nose off you face.

Vince... EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:09 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

I've bolted 3 ladders together and climbed right to the top...that way, I figure if "they" cut it down, then I ain't gonna know about it...or need to worry about it...I'll just be a stain on the deck. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:14 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

I'm guessing "they" will still stomp on the stain.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:26 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

chambered221 wrote:
Can't help but wonder had I been the one to post this !!! scared


But I wasn't................Soooooo I'll just stay right here and hold the ladder (like a gentleman) for her while she climbs up after ya'll !!!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:34 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Traitor. I'm just trying not to be part of the collateral damage.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Darlene surged out hammering. A variety of hooks — long and- short, diced with crosses to the head. Darlene was strictly a head hunter. She teamed with Sue for the first two minutes but then Sue began digging heavy hooks along the belt line and you could sense the guys wincing at the bell.
In the middle of the second round, Sue opened up with a flurry of 30 punches that forced them all to retreat. Then they came from everywhere —. straight jabs, a marvelous upper cut, even a beer thrown, from the bar in the rear...In the third round, Sue had a commanding edge the last two minutes, picking her spots with jabs to the head and two-fisted flailing to the midriff then Darlene was caught on the ropes, the guys had her in a head lock, Darlene's nose was bleeding in the fourth and one eye was swollen. Sue was red-faced but not bleeding and seemed the apparent winners were on their way to female victory.
In the end the bout was scored as a draw. A few jeers from the crowd, but mostly wild applause for the battle.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:27 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Suzanne,
Fantastic! LOL!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:47 am    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

Here ya go Chambered old mate...you can post this one.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:44 am    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Vince,
Always thought I was born too late.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:36 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Yeah Vince!! blame it on Chambered!! good idea!! wouldn't want to get on the bad side of anyone now would ya? Oh Chambered, ole mate, here's one for YOU to post. Uh huh, sure he's gonna go for that one Vince, ole mate. You and Chambered having a little spat? You need to firm up the ole relationship? That will surely do it.

puttin on my high-liner boots right now...Bushy keeps untying my boot when I get a step up. Won't stop me! Wait till he gets a taste of the doggy poopy I can scrape off on the ladder and drop him some. One rung at a time....better be drinkin that beer faster Vince, I'm on my way! Oh and I'll make sure the curlers and face cream are off just in case you can see me through the beer foam. I'll adjust my clothing just before you get the two fisted ear bop.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:03 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
Yeah Vince!! blame it on Chambered!! good idea!! wouldn't want to get on the bad side of anyone now would ya? Oh Chambered, ole mate, here's one for YOU to post. Uh huh, sure he's gonna go for that one Vince, ole mate. You and Chambered having a little spat? You need to firm up the ole relationship? That will surely do it.

puttin on my high-liner boots right now...Bushy keeps untying my boot when I get a step up. Won't stop me! Wait till he gets a taste of the doggy poopy I can scrape off on the ladder and drop him some. One rung at a time....better be drinkin that beer faster Vince, I'm on my way! Oh and I'll make sure the curlers and face cream are off just in case you can see me through the beer foam. I'll adjust my clothing just before you get the two fisted ear bop.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:09 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

"Pretending to be Switzerland.....Pretending to be Switzerland.....Pretending to be Switzerland....."

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