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The Husband Store
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:47 pm    Post subject: The Husband Store Reply with quote

Husband Store
>
> A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman
> may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> description of how the store operates:
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>
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> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
> the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
> choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
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>
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
> the sign on the door reads:
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> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
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> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
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>
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> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
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> 'That's nice,' she thinks , 'but I want more.'
>
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> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
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> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
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> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
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> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> Help With Housework..
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> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
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> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
> Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>
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> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
> reads:
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> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
> PLEASE NOTE:
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
> just across the street.
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> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
> T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
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> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:00 pm    Post subject: Re: The Husband Store Reply with quote

very good. any chance of the shop address???

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:20 pm    Post subject: Re: The Husband Store Reply with quote

Actually I think I would probably go at least to the third floor. It just might have women that like sex, have money, like beer, buys you guns and loves to hunt... sounds good to me... after all, don't they always say that the third times the charm? what do you think? Idea Cheers

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