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Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:25 am    Post subject: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

Johnstown, PA (BNSE): Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said on high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Good one 'Mitri.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

Awesome

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

oh to have been a fly on the wall. that is classic.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

Jonstown was my hometown, rode bike there back in the 40's and 50's, sounds like some of my old buddys. some of them must have surived. bought my first bike in Jonstown right after the big war.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:02 am    Post subject: Re: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

Laughing ROFL Did somebody replace the tea in their thermoses with Jack Daniels? Oh, the shame! Cool
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:52 am    Post subject: Re: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

hmm very interesting man thanks for sharing

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 5:05 am    Post subject: Re: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

Dimitri wrote:
"it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome. ... When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake,"

Sometimes life is too funny. Stovepipe, better not read this one! I think I laughed so loud I woke the couple up in the hotel room next door and its 5am in the morning.
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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:34 am    Post subject: Re: Animal Rights Activists at a Biker Rally Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:

Sometimes life is too funny. Stovepipe, better not read this one!

Too late! Laughing

"secret handshake"....hahahaha, excellent post. We need 500 biker clubs like this one out here! Dayum that was a funny read.
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