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Keeping Women Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Bushy! Yeah......... like I said

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Oh goody beer and steak on top of the ladder again.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

I'm not getting into this women thing. I'm more then happy to sit atop the ladder drinking beer, laughing at the wisdom.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:32 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Well ok just one little thing I want to say........I'll make it short.....Vince has made a hero of himself by pointing out the finer points of pleasing. If I was anywhere near Au. and if Vince wasn't happily married I'd want to find a way to make him king of my world. If you read all the things he says a man has to be, you'll notice he has to be spectacular, and yes that's what every woman wants, a true man. When it comes to the end of the line and he says what's needed to make a man happy, well that's where he undermines and degrades. If a man were to show up at my place and I got naked with a bottle of booze in my hand, he'd probably be scared out of his wits! A short, naked, 54 yr old Indian boozer? I really can't think of that as pleasing, or making someone happy......dunno....really can't. There should be another list of how to please a man if you're an old woman. But then who'd want to?......(I hear silence out there)...... Anyway it all depends which side of the bed is closest to the bathroom, and who gets to go to the store during church services and stuff like that I guess. So thanks again Vince, keep up the instructional stuff you'll make a man outa them yet.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:18 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

WOW....I'm flattered Suz Embarassed

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:55 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

The short version:
If a man wants to be a king he has to treat his wife like a queen.
If a woman wants to be a queen she has to treat her husband like a king.

Velvet and steel is a good analogy for a good man...
or a good woman.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

My pappy use to say "Don't try to understand them and don't try to make them understand you for they are a breed apart and make no sense!"...............wait a min....sorry, my pappy didn't say that, that's a line from "Last of the Mohicans", Pappy said "Everythings around here is for sale except the wife and kids and I'll give them away!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

longshots wrote:
Pappy said "Everythings around here is for sale except the wife and kids and I'll give them away!

Now THAT'S funny!!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

hunterjoe21 wrote:
longshots wrote:
Pappy said "Everythings around here is for sale except the wife and kids and I'll give them away!

Now THAT'S funny!!

I'd never admit that (as I'm sitting here snickering) my wife may decide to read this. wtf Evil or Very Mad

By the way I got a fresh case of beer and am crawling back up the ladder where it's safe.....

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
If a man were to show up at my place and I got naked with a bottle of booze in my hand, he'd probably be scared out of his wits!
Suz

A real man don't scare that easily.

This thread just evolved into "Keeing a Man Happy"

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Anybody got a taller ladder?

I really need to go higher.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Call these guys....
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