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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:58 pm    Post subject: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

Now...how did he say we do this again....



Ya can't fix stupid.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:32 am    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

Ouch!! What an idiot!!

I hurt looking at the poor gun dropped to the ground..

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:34 am    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

Yeah...me too mate.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:17 am    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

Um, I wonder why it has that shoulder stock?

I bet he won't do that again!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:54 pm    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

You said it my friend ya can't fix stupid wtf

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:40 pm    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

At least the idiot got what he deserved, a self induced butt stroke to the face.

There should be a cruelty to guns law.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:11 pm    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

wtf Why would ya want to fix stupid......... I enjoy this sort of thing!!! Popcorn ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:04 pm    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

He does a dance first to muscle-up the courage, then busts his nose.....way too much eye relief on that scope.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:13 pm    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

Stupid people shouldn't breed.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:02 am    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

Maybe he should have held that rifle lower........
Stupid wouldn't be able to breed!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:24 am    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

:)) Very Happy This is why some people shouldn't be allowed near guns. How many movies did this dude have to watch to think this was a good idea?

It's like my gang banger students doing the stupid sideways hold on a hand gun. Told them go ahead and do it that way, leaves a nice L shape bruise on the forhead from the recoil. Thay way the cops can find you and your friends know you're a loser since you got that great big L on your forhead.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:35 am    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

He got what he deserved, but as previously said THE POOR GUN.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:04 am    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

What a total Du-mas!!! HA HA HA!!! I would hazzard a guess that the rifle is a BAR. They start about a .25-06"Rem I think and only go UP from there. I sure as heck would not want to pull the trigger on my Ruger M77R in .25-06'Rem with that type of "hold" I guess you could call it.

I would love to see'hear the explanation he gave to the ER tech's. HA HA HA!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:49 pm    Post subject: Re: How a moron fires his rifle...... Reply with quote

The Browning Bar can be had in .243 Winchester as well as other short action cartridges.
I think at one time you could even get a 22-250.

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