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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:45 pm    Post subject: Democrat or Republican? Reply with quote

Thanks to Obama, Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past.




They have always been beyond my means but I took out a Cadillac Escalade last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car.

He asked why I thought it was a Republican car. I explained if it were a Democratic car the seats would blow smoke up your ass.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:18 am    Post subject: Re: Democrat or Republican? Reply with quote

Very Happy Haha Vince ,I don't know where you get these but they are funny !!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: Democrat or Republican? Reply with quote

Good one Vince, you did it again! ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Democrat or Republican? Reply with quote

BULLS EYE!!!! They blow so much sunshine up are a$$ that it's easy to get a sun burn.

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