Newly issued alcohol warnings

whittling · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:01 am Post subject: Newly issued alcohol warnings

The Boston Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

gelandangan · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:14 pm Post subject: Re: Newly issued alcohol warnings

whittling wrote:

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

Oh wow.. it is also subsonics.. Cant see whats wrong with this one.. Sniper

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

Nothing wrong with this one either - with or without alcohol, I danced like an idiot.. heck I AM an idiot.. so should I dance like Obama? Misc

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

Here we did this anyway .. no alcohol involved (only mentioned Vince's) .. yet.. Cheers

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

Thats righths, blameth ith tho the lisps Ignore

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

Nah, no need alcohol mate.. we tell em what they are.. an if they dont like it, well stuff em.. Blah

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

Huh? never happened to me.. is this a wisdom from experience? wtf

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

But I am.. I am.. Roses

Coz we are the NUTZ...

The Wave

Vince · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:00 am Post subject: Re: Newly issued alcohol warnings

I don't know which one has me laughing more....Whittlin's post or Gelan's answers...

Haha

Cheers, Vince