Swine Flu

Vince · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 6:34 am Post subject: Swine Flu

IRONY AT IT’S BEST
90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.
A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom. Shocked

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I think I just saw someone with swine flu going to hospital, in a hambulance. Razz

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Apparently they have a swine flu hotline. It's become extremely overloaded of late so no good ringing it.
All you'll get is crackling . Laughing

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Have i got Swine Flu?
I've come out in rashers. Embarassed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheers, Vince

English Mike · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:33 am Post subject: Re: Swine Flu

Don't blame me for the following - they came from a mate in Sydney.

Swine Flu Alternative Names:

Sowmenella
Baconic Plague
Aporkalypse
Hamthrax
Pigpox
Epigdemic
Spamthrax
Porkinson's
Hamdemic
SnOutbreak
Swineabifida
Hamaggeddon
Tuporkulosis
Mad Sow Disease
The Other White Flu
Smallporks

By the way, Tamiflu is expensive. Ask for the generic: SPAMiflu