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Terrorist Alert Europe - Threat Levels Increased
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robfromaz1977
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: Terrorist Alert Europe - Threat Levels Increased Reply with quote

Hot off the press.

Europeans Heighten Threat Levels

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Terrorist Alert Europe - Threat Levels Increased Reply with quote

robfromaz1977 wrote:
"Collaborate" and "Surrender."

I hate to nit pick but that should be reversed. They surrender then collaborate. Very Happy

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:22 am    Post subject: Re: Terrorist Alert Europe - Threat Levels Increased Reply with quote

don't forget the French Defense System - Which consists of : 1 .Talk Big.
2.Run
3.Run faster
4 .Surrender
5. Collaborate
6. Cheer on the Americans as they rescue you
7. Demand that ,as a "Victor " you receive more land .

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