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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:16 am    Post subject: Male or Female? Reply with quote

Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


TYRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:08 am    Post subject: Re: Male or Female? Reply with quote

Vince wrote:



THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Cheers, Vince

So explain the mute button !!! wtf

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Male or Female? Reply with quote

chambered221 wrote:
Vince wrote:



THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Cheers, Vince

So explain the mute button !!! wtf

Uhm, Chambs,
Thats what Mrs G. use when she want to say to me, "Shut up and listen!"
Definitely Female!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Male or Female? Reply with quote

Women go mute. When we are really mad at someone. Then when it is removed look out the volume has some how gone up.
Therefore, it's female.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Male or Female? Reply with quote

Thanks Gelan and Tinks....couldn't have explained it any better myself.

Laughing Laughing

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