Shamus and Murphy

robfromaz1977 · Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:56 am Post subject: Shamus and Murphy

> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint
or two but didn't have a lot of
money
> > between
them,
> > they could only raise the staggering sum of one
Euro.
> >
> > Murphy said "hang on, I have
an idea."
> >
> > He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one
large
> >
sausage.
> >
> > Shamus said "are you
crazy? Now we don't have any money at
all!"
> >
> > Murphy replied, "don't worry - just follow
me."
> >
> > He went into the pub where he
immediately ordered two pints
> > of Guinness and two
glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
> >
> > Shamus said
"now you've lost it...
> > do you know how much
trouble we will be in?
> > We haven't got any
money!!"
> >
> > Murphy replied, with a
smile...
> > "don't worry, I have a plan,
Cheers!"
> >
> > They downed their
Drinks.
> > Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage
through my zipper
> > and you go on your knees and put it in
your mouth..."
> >
> > The barman noticed
them, went berserk, and threw 'em out.
> >
> >
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all
for
> > free.
> >
> > At the tenth
pub Shamus said...
> > "Murphy - I don't think I can
do any more of this
> > I'm drunk and me knees are killing
me!"
> >
> > Murphy said...
> >
"How do you think I feel ??
> > I can't even remember
which pub I lost the sausage in."