Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

robfromaz1977

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?

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THINK
CAREFULLY AND
THEN
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Democrat's
Answer
:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days
and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's
Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's
Answer:

BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click.....
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter:
'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver tips or hollow points?! '

Son:
'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife:
'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!! Very Happy

Pumpkinslinger

I think you'll have to put me down for redneck...

A17Shooter

I understand how he got a string of 8 shots on the first clip. 1 up the spout and 7 in the clip. But how did he get 8 shots out of the second clip??

Me? Somewhere between Republican & Redneck. I'd stop after the first clip. No sense in wasting ammo on a dead critter.

lesterg3

Definitely a REDNECK here and da-m proud of it. I love clinging to God and my guns. Very Happy

One thing you should know though Miz Dee is faster on the draw than i so she would have had all the fun. Sad

shrpshtrjoe

Red Neck all the way Very Happy

Joe

d_hoffman

RED NECK !!!!!!!!!!! BTW, my Kimber had 8rd mags (no clips) so, 8 in the mag and one in the tube Pistol Shooting

Vince

A17Shooter wrote:

Me? Somewhere between Republican & Redneck. I'd stop after the first clip. No sense in wasting ammo on a dead critter.

Nothin' wrong with makin' sure that 17. Very Happy

Oh yeah...mark me down for the Redneck Team...but I would have reloaded after the second clip. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Chip McCormick 8-rd PowerMags fit well 8 rounds per magazine due to the fallower and how it tilts in the magazine. Wilson Combat has similar mags now I believe as well.

Dimitri

redneckhunter

redneck here 100%
the last eight is good insurance Very Happy

better safe than sorry Shocked

gelandangan

Well, redneck here,

Ima gonna use mah Ho-Ho-Holow points for these..

I think I'll try to shoot at different spots like joints and long bones with the first few shots (to pin the target down so to speak.. Very Happy

)
Then I'll try to group at the center with the last few shots.

Got to save and savor the experience.. after all moving targets are not easy to find nowadays.. Very Happy

Muahahahaha Twisted Evil

Vince

You are really starting to worry me Gelan.

Well maybe not worry...maybe its envy. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

redneckhunter

dang its good to see a fellow fella have such a great time ,lol Very Happy

Pumpkinslinger

I remember that, in all those movies, the bad guys ALWAYS get back up after you think they are done for. So make sure you finish them off! Wink

A17Shooter

Would you have switched hands, after the first magazine, to get a little weak hand practice?? Don't often get a chance like that for practice.