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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:08 am    Post subject: How many "F" Reply with quote

Count how many "F" in the following sentence

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...



-- Should be 6 of them..

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:21 am    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Yep...you're totally correct mate

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:29 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

I'm missing it.....I got 3??

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:41 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

There are "F" in each of the 3 "of" as well.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:50 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

What?? Gelandangan...Having trouble counting in yer old age??

Here...Let me help...The words that have an "F" in them are: FINISHED, FILES, OF, OF, SCIENTIFIC and OF... Very Happy

And I would NEVER pick on your looks. ROFL Ya might start pickin' on me for mine... Hiding

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:42 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Very Happy

first time I read the sentence I got 4 F's it took me 3 reads to get all 6.

Bushy.. maybe my eyes gets a bit smoky after may tries on the kitten canon
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And, its ok to pick on my look mate Bonk .. I got used to it - saw it everytime I look into some reflective surfaces...
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But, hogs and goats dont run away when I approach.. thats good enough for me Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:29 am    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Embarassed Whoops.....

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:20 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Embarassed I had too read Bushys post to find the other three Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

I have seen so many of those "Count the Fs" that I have learned to count the letters backwards - it forces you to see each letter instead of the words.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Aaaa...Yer no fun Paul...

How's the snow up your way or has it turned into flood waters. My son, in Arlington, said he had 20" in his front yard a week ago...

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:51 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

The reason that most people miss the "F"s in the word OF is because of the way we sound the word...the "F" is not sounded as an "F" but really as a "V".

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:21 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Most all of the snow is gone - all the way to 5-6000 feet!
There has been lots of flooding and some of the smaller towns have been evacuated. We are starting to get back to normal but more rain is forcast for next week....
The rivers and flood plains haven't had time to drop or dry up so more rain is going to be bad. I am glad to be living on a hill - it will take a rise of the ocean of about 200 feet to get to me. Hmmmm. There is a guy named Noah that lives close by, maybe I should keep an eye on him just to make sure he is not building a boat.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:25 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Oh...He's bilt that boat. He keeps it moored along side my horse trailer at the bottom of my hill...

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:27 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Well, I do have a 17' canoe. Do you think that will be enough if I leave the animals out and just take my fishing gear?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: How many "F" Reply with quote

Don't forget that rifle and handgun...Room for the wife?

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