Too Many Ducks

Northern Canuck · Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:51 pm Post subject: Too Many Ducks

One day a young man was driving home from duck hunting with a 3 times his limit of ducks when he was pulled over by the warden.
The warden was all in a fuss about the number of ducks but the young hunter was not worried at all.
The warden boasted about being able to tell where a duck was from by sticking his finger up it's but then smelling his finger. Promptly he grabbed a duck and preformed the test telling the young man it was a Saskatchewan duck.
The young man said that was good and presented a Sasakatchewan licence.
The warden grabbed a second duck and checked it. This duck is from Ontario.
The young man said amazing and showed him his Ontario licence.
The warden was getting a little angy so he grabbed a third duck. This duck is from North Dakota.
Absolutely correct said the young man presenting the warden with his North Dakota licence.
Now the Warden was furious and asked where the young man was from that he had all those licences.
The young man man turned around, lowered his pants, bent over and said "your so smart,you tell me". Point

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Funny but weird at the same time. Haha

Dimitri