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Mental asylum
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:41 am    Post subject: Mental asylum Reply with quote

During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

" Well " said the director " we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub ".

" Oh I understand" said the visitor, "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup".

" No" said the director ...



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"A normal person would pull out the plug,.
Do you want the bed near the window?"

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:26 am    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

Embarassed take the bed beside mine. Embarassed Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:58 am    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

I don't guess I'll be rooming with you guys there. Before I read the punch line, I was thinking that all you would have to do is pull the plug. I'll send flowers, and maybe stop by to visit later this week! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:18 am    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

Me too, Carry...Will that be roses Vince..? Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

Could we sneak in a little libation for you??????? Laughing Maybe something to read?????? ROFL

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

I am reserving the aisle bed.. may need to visit the facilities at night..

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:39 am    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

Roses...yes mate...they would be nice...oh, and a bowl of plastic fruit.

Libation...sure thing Vint...and I'll have a few beers as well...gotta share them with me mate Gelan.

Any chance of a few copies of Schizso Monthly, the magazine for practicing Schizophrenics ? We could certainly use something to read the time away whilst emptying the bath tub.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:40 am    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

OK, how's a bout a case to start and we will have more waiting if needed!!!! Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:57 am    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

What do ya reckon Gelan...will that get us by for a few hours mate?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

I think a barbie and a few yabbies would do fine Vince.
Cant have too much alcohol nowadays.. still recovering from me alcoholic diet.

Can't believe this.. just got confirmation that I have to go there again in a couple weeks time!!
Another alcoholic trip for me.. Sad Sad Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

Hey!!! You can't leave the "mental assylum"!!! Where do ya think yer goin' anyway...??

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

Damn...I'll be alone...but don't worry mate...I'll cover fer ya...look after your share of the yabbies and beer. Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Hey!!! You can't leave the "mental assylum"!!! Where do ya think yer goin' anyway...??

I am pretty much going from one mad house to another.. Insane
so it shouldnt make much of a difference where I am .. only the diet changes Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

Sanity is soo over rated anyway, just lookout for the guys in the white coats. :-]

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Mental asylum Reply with quote

And let's not forget we're all a bunch of nuts here,anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing

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