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Prison vs. Work
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:47 am    Post subject: Prison vs. Work Reply with quote

In prison: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell.
At work: You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle.

In prison: You get three fully paid for meals a day.
At work: You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it.

In prison: For good behavior, you get time off.
At work: For good behavior, you get more work.

In prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

In prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison: You get your own toilet.
At work: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.

In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At work: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

In prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part.
At work: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

In prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
At work: They are called 'managers'.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Prison vs. Work Reply with quote

Yeah..
all us cubicle rats must be crazy..

You got to add this one though..
In prison: you are stuck for the duration of the deal, before you can go to work.
At work: if you are bored, you can find a way to go to prison pronto (and have fun on the way there)
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