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The salesman
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:28 pm    Post subject: The salesman Reply with quote

The salesman got home late in the evening.
For not waking his wife up, he takes his clothes off without turning on the light.

Just as he is about to get into bed, his wife asks him: "Will you, please, go to the chemist around the corner and get me some aspirin? I have such a headache, I can't sleep. And, please, don't turn on the light, it'll get worse."

So, in the dark, he dresses and goes to the chemist around the corner.
There, he meets one of his friends who says: "Hi, since when did you work as a postman?"


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To those that are not an Aussie, chemist = Pharmacy = Drug store

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:57 pm    Post subject: Re: The salesman Reply with quote

And all is silent except for the sound of crickets chirping... Rolling Eyes




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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:55 am    Post subject: Re: The salesman Reply with quote

Very Happy Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:50 am    Post subject: Re: The salesman Reply with quote

As spoken by the great d_hoffman himself---?????????? Help Question

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:53 am    Post subject: Re: The salesman Reply with quote

Do I understand she had company?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:08 am    Post subject: Re: The salesman Reply with quote

Gelan, I thought it was funny!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:19 am    Post subject: Re: The salesman Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Do I understand she had company?

You got her!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:10 pm    Post subject: Re: The salesman Reply with quote

I finally got it! 12 hours late! ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:27 pm    Post subject: Re: The salesman Reply with quote

OntheLasGallinas wrote:
I finally got it! 12 hours late! ROFL

They say it's better late then never... most of the time.

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