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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:48 pm    Post subject: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

To make a woman happy..... (found somewhere in the net)


A man only needs to be:



1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes





&
How To Make a Man Happy:


A Women needs to :


1. Leave him alone

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:14 am    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

You forgot "have a deaf ear".....

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:53 pm    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

So it is possible though??

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:56 pm    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

Cody, Please refer to #1 through #53...

(but she'll prolly still be pissed 'cause you threw yer dirty sock in the corner...)

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:58 am    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

You forgot the -
54. Always tells her a compliment on the way she dresses .
55. ALWAYS TAKES OUT THE TRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *









*note : a guy like this don't exist !!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:17 am    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

Lol

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:19 am    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

You guys better watch it! Choose your words carefully! You're playing with fire here. I hope your wives don't know your log in password! Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:23 am    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

what men need con't

2. Be his short order cook
3. Be his bartender
4. be a nurse (costume a plus)
5. baby sitter
6. understanding
7. desinted driver
8. Maid (costume a plus)
9. Personal shopper

Okay it is a shorter list but than again the womens one needs at least one more
- know when to leave her alone

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:36 pm    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

That last one has always confused me. I've never got that one right!!!! Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:34 am    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

Don't worry Cary, usually the first 53 confuse me,as far as timing goes anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

Face it fellers, it's simply IMPOSSIBLE to make a woman happy!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:50 pm    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

I would not even attempt to discuss this subject!!!!!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:29 am    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

To all the younger guys on this forum, the last few comments (from all the old farts on this forum) should make you be alert to the fact that you shouldn't be worring about trying to figure out women. It's like walking in a cow pasture, or in some cases in a mine field. Just watch were you step on the long path of life! Very Happy

Cary

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:44 am    Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... Reply with quote

Sound advice, Cary, sound advice!!!!!! Laughing

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