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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:58 pm Post subject: A cow's tail |
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A Cow's Tail
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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"I don't remember much after that"
Cheers, Vince
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gelandangan Super Member
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject: Re: A cow's tail |
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Strangely, where I came from, Fanny is a perfectly good name for a girl!!
In fact, I could say that I know a few Fannies myself, and that ain't braggin'
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OntheLasGallinas Super Member
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:33 am Post subject: Re: A cow's tail |
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I guess fanny, is a fanny, is a Fanny, no matter which end you're lookin' at.
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Vince Site Admin
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:32 am Post subject: Re: A cow's tail |
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And yer point being, Vince??
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:25 pm Post subject: Re: A cow's tail |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
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English Mike Super Member
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