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Crocodiles
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:48 am    Post subject: Crocodiles Reply with quote

One for Vince

Two crocodiles are sunning themselves on the bank of the lake outside Australia's parliament building in Canberra. One of them is painfully thin. The other asks: "You can't be getting enough to eat. You're so thin." The first one says: "Yes. I eat every day. I hide under a car in the car-park & I wait for one of the politicians to come out to it, then I rush out, grab him by the leg, shake the sh*t out of him, drag him to the lake & then eat him." The second one says: "Well there you are. That's why you're so thin. You'll have to give up eating politicians. Once you shake the sh*t out of a politician all you're left with is an arsehole and a briefcase."

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:14 am    Post subject: Re: Crocodiles Reply with quote

lol

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Crocodiles Reply with quote

Very Happy Too true!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Crocodiles Reply with quote

Thanks wy111....ain't that the truth.

Good one mate. Laughing Laughing ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Crocodiles Reply with quote

I think they stumbled onto a Global Truth.

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