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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:43 am    Post subject: Banana tree Reply with quote

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals :

A Koala, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the
fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?


Your answer will reflect your personality.


So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds




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If your answer is:

Orangutan = you're dull & normal

Ape = you're a moron

Monkey = worse, you're an idiot

Koala = you're hopelessly stupid




Why?????




























































A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas !
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
Take some time off and relax !
Try again next year


PS> I am a complete MORON!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:58 am    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

I hate those kind of jokes. Must be written in china...

I made "idiot"... wtf

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:54 am    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

I took a more scientific approach. I figured that an Ape, an Orangutan , and a Monkey were all primates. This left the Koala, a slow arboreal marsupial herbivore. I was sitting there scratching my head trying to figure out if the punch line involved a jet pack attached to the Koala. I finally gave up and read on. I guess that makes me a stupid, idiot, moron!!!

I must have momentarily mistaken the banana tree (the Musaceae family) and the coconut tree (the Arecaceae family) as being the same species. Oops!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

I'm pleased to announce that I read the question and said, you can't get bananas out of a coconut tree, without having to check what kind of critter might do what. Funny thing is, all of those animals know that, now don't you guys start screaming and flinging poo at me!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

That's because you, Tracker, are a slooooow reader...And nooo fun...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

Which I consider a fair trade off to...being called an idiot in a test put forward by gelandangan! You just said I'm no fun cuz I said don't fling poo at me, monkey boy!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

The trick is to read half way through, then double back because you forgot what you read in the first place. I guess I blew through it too fast! Damn primates! I've never much liked them anyway. Except for the monkey shish-kabob I ate in Viet Nam. And still, the little bastard gave me heart burn.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

Wasn't that "monkey on a stick"? Had it in Alongapo...

Tracker. Just because your genes are 98% monkey doesn't give you the right to "dis" your elders...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

I had some in Alongapo also. It was better than the Viet Nam version. I think it sat for too long in the sun. Damn roadside vendors. That's alright, I paid him with outdated script. You might be the onlyone reading this that understands what script is (or was).

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

Script...Yup...Remember that stuff.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I hate those kind of jokes. Must be written in china...

I made "idiot"... wtf

I Agree I made Idiot as well wtf
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

glad to say that i know bananas dont grow on coconut trees also.
you guys speed read too fast huh?

duck boys bushy and tracker are at it. Hiding

its ok babe i know how much fun you are. poo or not

remember boycott shampoo and demand the real poo.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:35 am    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

Damn, I just HATE those trick questions! Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

lol! that got me, mostly i catch on to trick questions

i said Orangutan = you're dull & normal
i picked that one because i thought it might somehow be the smartest one since it supposed to be our closest mammal ancestors(yeah right, not mine) and somehow outsmart the others, oh man, i need to get some sleep, have to get up early to go to work.

greets all
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Banana tree Reply with quote

I had an unfair advantage. While stationed in Hawaii, coconuts, bananas and limes were growing in the yard at our quarters.

But, my first thought was that since it was an aussie joke, the koala would win. ;D

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