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How do you get into Heaven????
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Grant
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject: How do you get into Heaven???? Reply with quote

HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?

I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to
see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals
and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband,
would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.

Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"





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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:28 am    Post subject: Re: How do you get into Heaven???? Reply with quote

aw that was too good man, thanks for that.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:01 pm    Post subject: Re: How do you get into Heaven???? Reply with quote

Very Happy Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: How do you get into Heaven???? Reply with quote

smiling brightly. too cute

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:56 pm    Post subject: Re: How do you get into Heaven???? Reply with quote

Haha

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