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Nominated for best joke of the year
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:30 am    Post subject: Nominated for best joke of the year Reply with quote

A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such beautiful country here in Australia!"

The person says, "I not Australian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Australia!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not Australian!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Australian?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Australians?"

The African lady checks her watch and says...."Probably at work."

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Nominated for best joke of the year Reply with quote

I liked the Canadian version cause it reminds me of Person International Airport in Toronto. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Nominated for best joke of the year Reply with quote

No Mexicans???

Guess they don't like the long plane ride. Confused

Although, most of them do go to work.

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