I figured a long time ago about this 72 Virgins thing guys.
If Mohamad is anything like us All-American Men, he could go through these 72 Virgins in no more than three hours. Do the math.

Then what happens??

Boy--do I think deep.

Eric

A Muslim suicide bomber blows himself up and goes to "heaven". He finds himself surrounded by George Washington, Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson and 67 other men. They immediately start pummeling him! He says "Wait, this isn't what heaven is supposed to be like! Where are the 72 virgins?" Washington looks at him and says "So, you misread that line too huh? It actually reads '72 Virginians'!"

They wouldn't be virgins anymore?? Is that what you're trying to say???

Seriously though, I've come to the conclusion, who ever thought up the 72 virgin thing (and those that want it) are not thinking straight, 72 girls to b***h at you all day long for all eternity, sounds more like hell then heaven.

I mean some times ONE girl is too many to have around. Nevermind 72 of them!

Dimitri

Dimitri, Those A$$ holes beat their women . SO Beeping women aint no problem with them.

Crackshot,

You do have a valid point, but I'm sure they wouldn't need all of them (all 72 girls) to over take a single guy.

Dimitri

True D. Here's hopeing.

Dimitri wrote:

Sniper, Sounds to me they want you to carry the pistol on your side openly at your church. :)Dimitri

I don't think that would be looked upon with favor at all atall!

In the yester year one went to church wearing his side arm. When he entered the church he hung his gun and belt on a peg just inside the door...Maybe we could.....No...I'll keep mine on my person...

Mr Bushmaster:Today in the lockal newspaper: 1police for 670 people in Finland. Other Nord-Europe for 550 people. European Union average 1 police for 350 people. In Sweden 3000 more next year. In Finland 447 police may to go a way.
Suicide in Finland are plenty, because they take vodka and put the bullet in the own head. In some other country "boret" peoples take gun and goes to market, school or church e.g. and start to shoot. I like more Finnish style. No need police and no need to carry guns for "boret" people.
Kauko.

I bet you are KI.W. on the other site. Right? Suicide seems to be a common thing with those that have weak minds. I really feel no loss when one commits suicide. I have always figured that it improves the gene pool unless they have already procreated...And as long as they don't take someone with them when they do it...Suicide seems to be a common thing world wide. It does help the thinnin' process...But don't blame the "gun" for it. It's just conveniant. Without guns they would just clutter up the base of cliffs and pollute the ocean at the base of cliffs...Then there's poison, stepping in front of trains and a maraid of other ways to commit suicide...Almost forgot a rope...Gotta register those...

I was asked by a neighbor lady once how I would commit suicide and I told her that IT never even crosses my mind. But she persisted. So I told her. "Stepping in front of a semi truck works. She might try it." She hasn't spoke to me sense...No loss. She finally succeeded after several tries by over dosing on pills. By The Way...She was a registered nurse making big bucks. You would think she could have been successful on the first try, butt....

I'll bet that we have more people per policeman then a lot of countries. Not sure what the percentage is, but I bet Big D knows...

Thank Yours answer mr Bushmaster. I must to go to the bed, bacause it is early wake-up. Tomorow is my wifes birthday. It is 11.25 p.m.
Kauko.

sniper wrote:

I don't think that would be looked upon with favor at all atall!

I'm confused I'm pretty sure I read "consealed" in your post hense why I mentioned that.

KW,

Happy Brithday to your wife.

Dimitri

Hey Bushy, don't forget Hari Kari. That's how the Japanese do it. Here in the U.S. of A, suicide by cop is also becoming quite popular.

How in the hell did this post end up on sewerside.
Dang Finlanders.
Home in Ely, if we do something dumb, we say we must be part Finlander.
After this post, I can see why we say that.

Eric