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wy111 Member
Joined: Jun 02, 2005 Posts: 114 Location: N. Yorkshire, U.K. ( Pomgolia)
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:09 pm Post subject: cops with guns |
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Don't know if posted before, but
Cop walking down street with his family when a madman runs at him and his family bradishing a very big, evil looking knife.
English cop thinks, " Should I draw my gun, perhaps I should try to reason with him, maybe if I draw my gun he will run away and trip over bang his head and sue me and the police force, I'll be out of a job, no pension life screwed, family and wife leaves me, named and shamed by the newspaper and human rights groups around the world, sent to prison for not applying correct police proceedures and drawing my weapon without the correct authorization, little children at my side, will they be traumatized by me if I draw my side arm, what will people around me think if I draw my gun and shoot him and kill him or just injure him and leave him disabled and claiming benefits for the rest of his life?"
Australian cop. Draws his gun ' BANG ' Madman drops dead at the cops feet.
American cop. Draws his gun. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG (click click sounds of reloading) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. American cops four year old son says " ******* hell dad, nice grouping!"
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hunterjoe21 Super Member
Joined: Mar 30, 2007 Posts: 1486 Location: Miles City, Montana
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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now THAT'S funny
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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Forgot the Canadian Cop.
"Canadian cop. Pulls out Tazer instead of firearm to use the correct amount of force, tazes the man, man dies from unknown complications, Police Force starts investigation, public outcry that a man was killed by a Tazer and that tazers should be removed from use"
Sorry this whole "tasers killed a person so we should stop using them" that some people are pushing is kinda dumb, its like they rather have the cop draw the pistol and shoot instead.
Dimitri
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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wy111 wrote: |
Australian cop. Draws his gun ' BANG ' Madman drops dead at the cops feet.
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Then the rights activists will ask for police enquiries into excessive force used in apprehending an alleged crime. The police officer is to be suspended from active duty, then he will end his 14 years service as exemplary officer by became an alcoholic. The government will bow to the pressure of the nonexistent antigun group petition and retract more guns from the law abiding gun owners. Then more gun will be available in the black market and more police station will be shot at.
And the whole saga continues.
I say just shoot them and hide the body...
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:08 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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d_hoffman Super Member
Joined: Feb 13, 2007 Posts: 696 Location: Chillicothe, Ohio
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:50 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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Don't they have crocodiles in OZ????????????
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11392 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:57 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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Always have a shovel in your trunk...Never know when you might need it to bury a "dog"...
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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:34 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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Fishing in the Gulf is a great way to eliminate tension and problems.
Ed
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Vince Site Admin
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:47 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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Friendly place...Australia...
SwampFox chums...
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Friendly place...Australia...
SwampFox chums... |
Ah and we haven't say about the fact that the most toxic snake (Taipan) is here, the most toxic cone shell is here, Spider.. well its here too, jelly fish.. blue ring octopus, kangaroo ticks, hydatids.. hehe
Yeah Australia is friendly place.
Still coming Dawgdad??
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d_hoffman Super Member
Joined: Feb 13, 2007 Posts: 696 Location: Chillicothe, Ohio
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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[quote="Vince"]
d_hoffman wrote: |
Don't they have crocodiles in OZ???????????? |
Oh yeah...we got crocs alright....the biggest reptile in the world...and probably the nastiest as well. Another way to dispose of "rubbish".
Yup Vince, that was basicaly my point.
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:17 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns |
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Very friendly Australia.
having crocs and sharks is like having the grizzlies and sharks and the gators of course
saw a 18' female croc on her nest at Cape Tribulation so exciting that she didnt move.
regards
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