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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:51 pm    Post subject: Just for Vince Reply with quote

A Muslim was seated next to an Austrailian on a flight from London to Melbourne.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice." Very Happy :-D


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Just for Vince Reply with quote

Thats Funny. Now a good and respectable Aussie like Vince Angel would have bin content with his Rum and Coke now wouldn't ya ole Buddy Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Just for Vince Reply with quote

Haha Laughing Laughing Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Just for Vince Reply with quote

Lol

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Just for Vince Reply with quote

shrpshtrjoe wrote:
Thats Funny. Now a good and respectable Aussie like Vince Angel would have bin content with his Rum and Coke now wouldn't ya ole Buddy Razz
ROFL Joe ROFL

Thats right Joe....I'm a respectable married man. Angel I could never let a whore touch me let alone rape me. Rolling Eyes Wink

Give me a Rum and Coke any day. Anywayz...I can handle a few Rum and Cokes one after the other...doubt that the other would be on the cards. Surprised

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