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Puzzle
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:35 am    Post subject: Puzzle Reply with quote

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round.
Laughing Laughing rofl2:

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: Re: Puzzle Reply with quote

lol good one Vince

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