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Before and After Marriage.
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Before and After Marriage. Reply with quote
Before Marriage .... ..

Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl : Do you want me to leave?

Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Of course! Over and over!

Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl : Will you kiss me?

Boy : Every chance I get!

Girl : Will you hit me?

Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl : Can I trust you?

Boy : Yes.

Girl : Darling!

After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Before and After Marriage. Reply with quote
Lol that's a good one!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Before and After Marriage. Reply with quote
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Dimitri..
Some words of advice, "don't get your intended to read these pages" No No!

Until you are married, these thoughts should be kept well inside.. hide them
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else they'll never say yes and you are doomed not to know the other side Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Before and After Marriage. Reply with quote
Nice one Dimitri!

Did you come up with that on your own?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Before and After Marriage. Reply with quote
No not that creative got it from another website. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:55 am    Post subject: Re: Before and After Marriage. Reply with quote
Thats a knee slapper! Very Happy

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