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A Halloween story!
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Crackshot
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:23 am    Post subject: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
> of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
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> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
> episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea
> and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
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> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
> sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
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> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
> started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
> unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at
> his feet.
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> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
> a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had
> watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on
> here?"
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> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of
> a ghost."
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> Happy Halloween

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:21 pm    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

Aah...Didn't you just get out of the hospital?...And...

L O L

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:58 pm    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

Good one CS. Laughing Laughing

Good observation Bushy. Laughing Laughing Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:37 am    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

Was'nt me Bushy that threw the sheets out the window though!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:27 am    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

wasn't me that wrestled with the sheets! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:50 am    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

Considering how full of it you are, (I bet yer eyes are brown too) I can see why the sheets didn't win, tracker... Fencing ROFL Hiding

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:35 pm    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

sigh, busted....dark brown too

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:30 pm    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

L O L Have a good day my friend...And wipe that s**t eatin' grin off your face...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:21 pm    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

EEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:21 am    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

Fantastic one! Crackshot.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:13 am    Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! Reply with quote

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut know and then. Very Happy

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