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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: A Halloween story! |
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
> of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
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> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
> episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea
> and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
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> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
> sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
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> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
> started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
> unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at
> his feet.
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> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
> a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had
> watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on
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> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of
> a ghost."
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> Happy Halloween
_________________ The human mind is the weapon, the gun is just one of its tools. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:21 pm Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! |
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Aah...Didn't you just get out of the hospital?...And...
L O L
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:58 pm Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:50 am Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! |
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_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! |
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sigh, busted....dark brown too
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! |
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L O L Have a good day my friend...And wipe that s**t eatin' grin off your face...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! |
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EEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
_________________ The human mind is the weapon, the gun is just one of its tools. |
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jbird22cal Member
Joined: Dec 13, 2006 Posts: 67 Location: Baraboo, WI
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:21 am Post subject: Re: A Halloween story! |
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Fantastic one! Crackshot.
_________________ "There, now it's better than new." - Harley Smith
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
" I am not trying to be better than you... I'm not even trying to be Holier than you... I'm trying to be better and Holier than I was yesterday!" - jbird22cal |
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