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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:21 am    Post subject: Visit to the Dentist Reply with quote

A man went to a dentist one day for a regular check up. The dentist decided that one tooth was in such bad condition that it should be extracted. The dentist advised the man of the situation who agreed to the procedure.

When the dentist went to give the man an injection the man said "don't worry, I don't need an injection". The dentist went on to explain that the procedure could be very painful however the patient insisted that he would be OK without a needle. The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain so the dentist went ahead and extracted the tooth. To the dentist's amazement the guy didn't even wince. Surprised Shocked

The dentist, quite astonished remarked " that was amazing, the two recent experiences you say you had that made you immune to pain must have been something special, would you care to tell me about them".

The man said "sure, one day I was out hunting and suddenly had an overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels. I ducked behind a bush and squatted down and my scrotum landed squarely on the trigger of a rabbit trap and CRUNCH!!". wtf Shocked Mad Jaw Drop Faint scared

The dentist exclaimed "oh my god, that must have been excruciating but what was the second experience".

The man replied "when I ran out of chain" wtf Mad burr

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:55 am    Post subject: Re: Visit to the Dentist Reply with quote

OW.....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:51 am    Post subject: Re: Visit to the Dentist Reply with quote

Oooou, Ooooou He must have been hunting alone, cause no one put him out of his misery. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Visit to the Dentist Reply with quote

Faint OUCH

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Visit to the Dentist Reply with quote

O U C H !! .. nut-thing tops that.. O U C H Faint

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Visit to the Dentist Reply with quote

ouch

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Visit to the Dentist Reply with quote

Just the mere thought of that brings tears to the eye and an involuntary retraction of the nether regions. Laughing

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