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I Knew It !!!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:57 am    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

Oh classic....

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:33 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

Thats good............. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:27 am    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

I hear ya Chuck.....I hear ya. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:39 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

Hands-on leadership, bummer...my fox-hole buddy never looked like that!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:21 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

You know if you look at her face you can tell she wouldn't mind any of that hands on leadership. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:35 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

Hey Wiley Wapiti, I bet your foxhole buddy didn't have a matching pair or royal handled bazookas either.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:01 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

All apologies to our British friends, But Diana wasn't carryin' much sweater meat, and Chuckie didn't exactly "trade-Up".....

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:23 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

hunterjoe21 wrote:
All apologies to our British friends, But Diana wasn't carryin' much sweater meat, and Chuckie didn't exactly "trade-Up".....

Haha.. I thought Chuckie do a trade down with that camela person... Very Happy
But then again those royal weirdos... with all those inbreedings I am not exactly surprised. Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:29 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

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All apologies to our British friends, But Diana wasn't carryin' much sweater meat, and Chuckie didn't exactly "trade-Up".....

You're totally correct there HJ.

Diana may have been a "little light" on with the "attributes", but at least she was easy to look at...not a bad lookin' sort at all. However, Camilla, she's got a head on her like a "smashed crab".
Laughing Laughing ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:09 am    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

Now guys...I liked the way Princes Diana was set up. But enough of this. It's starting to read like one of those teenie-bopper's sites...Back to bashing each other, like Vince, who has a lot to brag about. And d_huffman, I wouldn't give you even a glance except, maybe to run. And shrpshtrjoe. It's a good thing your wife loves you (love is blind they say). Now Dimitri is too young to know what he's going to look like. Gelandangan. What do you look like? Elmer Fudd?? Wiley Wapiti...A Bull Elk with intelegence?? Then there's me...What a hunk... Fencing Nananana

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:24 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

You are right Bushy, my calibrated eye tells me that her service ribbons were out of tolerance by about 1/64", being the military man that the Prince is, he was doing his part to correct this soldiers uniform "on-the-spot", she was only smiling because it was obvious to her that she would be paying off many demirits to her Sergeant Major once this inspection was over and she does have a slight addiction to kidneys and mash for breakfast (with a side of vegemite), so she would get first dibs on the meal while pulling KP duty. It is sad really, the art of getting over on one's supervisors shouldn't be taken lightly. Thank you Gelan for bringing this gross atrocity of uniform deprivation and injustice to our immediate attention. Bushy, thanks for getting us back to the knobs...ahem...I mean point.

PS Bushy...you are right about smart elk, however, they pulled one over on me this year, needless to say I will decline my invitation to appear on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader"....again!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

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Gelandangan. What do you look like?
I don't rightly know Bushy.. last time I took a peek at a mirror.. it cracks.. Shocked Sad
And for some reasons, it has been a looooong time since I saw a baby.... Confused wtf

Maybe that's why I could sneak up to a goat or a pig real close. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:28 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

Well Bushy, I might not be the best to look at but at least I don't have to sneak up on a rock so that it doesn't run away. Nor did I need a supply of porkchops just to get the dog to play with me. Also I bet all your mirrors in your house are polished stainless instead of glass. Poke Fencing ROFL Cheers

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:44 pm    Post subject: Re: I Knew It !!! Reply with quote

WileyWapiti wrote:
You are right Bushy, my calibrated eye tells me that her service ribbons were out of tolerance by about 1/64", being the military man that the Prince is, he was doing his part to correct this soldiers uniform "on-the-spot", she was only smiling because it was obvious to her that she would be paying off many demirits to her Sergeant Major once this inspection was over !

Well I'll be... You are right DubyaDubya...her ribbons are wonky...good pickup mate. Your RSM would be proud. As the Scots say....its the tilt of the kilt...or in her case the tilt of the... Laughing

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and she does have a slight addiction to kidneys and mash for breakfast (with a side of vegemite),

Yuck Kidneys and Mash....I wouldn't feed kidneys to a dog. But a little Vegemite on mash is okay, although I much prefer oinion gravy with mash and the Vegemite on toast.

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