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Why Men are just happier people
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:17 pm    Post subject: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Greying hair adds attraction.

Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about cars.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.



No wonder men are happier.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

Yes, life is good.
Ed

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

burr Flame and men wander why women are normally in a bad mood.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

rdncktink wrote:
:burr: Flame and men wander why women are normally in a bad mood.

WOO HOO

Hiding Laughing Laughing Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

Very Happy Hear hear ...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

rdncktink wrote:
:burr: Flame and men wander why women are normally in a bad mood.

Now life would be pretty boring if it wasn't for us guys now wouldn't Very Happy . We do make things interesting................... Fart Toothless Viking Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:21 am    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

OK then, hmmm.... I totally agree with Vince's list and still have no understanding of Tink's comment...why are women in a bad mood?

Ah never mind, doesn't matter...gotta get my knife out and do my nails...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:50 am    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

ROFL King Haha

i especially like this one
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
i know this from personall experience from my sisters! and i have 4 of em! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

yeah that is about the long and short of it
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Men are just happier people Reply with quote

tracker wrote:
OK then, hmmm.... I totally agree with Vince's list and still have no understanding of Tink's comment...why are women in a bad mood?

Ah never mind, doesn't matter...gotta get my knife out and do my nails...
........

hmmmm phone conversation over in 30 seconds isnt true at all

not all women are in a bad mood.

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