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THE HUSBAND STORE
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:45 pm    Post subject: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Sydney , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh !" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex. Smile

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. Very Happy

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:49 am    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

Haha Haha NOW!! that's funny, don't care who ya are!! Hiding

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:37 am    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

I found my wife at the mall, I won't say which floor.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

WileyWapiti wrote:
I found my wife at the mall, I won't say which floor.

I met mine in a field.. so what does this tell you!
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rdncktink
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:29 pm    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

Fourth floor please. I HATE housework. All the rest can be extra, except the job. He must have job.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:06 pm    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

haha, funny cuz this stereotype seems so true in todays world... at least in my generation with the majority of the girls and guys i hang around
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:21 am    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

Hey Vince,
whereabout is this new wife store in Sydney?
Wonder if they take trade-ins?


Uh Oh.. the wife's coming.... Hiding

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:19 am    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

I'm tellin'...... Poke Now I could use a new rifle. Maybe we could make a deal... Fencing

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

Well they wouldn't feature me at that store, I got a job, make little money, and the little I make I'm already lined up to buy "toys", I only like kids I don't love them they can be annoying at times, I'm not that good looking, and I do not do housework unless I absolutely have to like I do now living on my own. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

Dimitri wrote:
Well they wouldn't feature me at that store, I got a job, make little money, and the little I make I'm already lined up to buy "toys", I only like kids I don't love them they can be annoying at times, I'm not that good looking, and I do not do housework unless I absolutely have to like I do now living on my own. Laughing

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Hmm.. Sounds like you are the "Ground Floor" material Dimitri ... Shocked Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
Hey Vince,
whereabout is this new wife store in Sydney?
Wonder if they take trade-ins?


Uh Oh.. the wife's coming.... Hiding

Mate, if I was you I wouldn't be hidin'.....too late for that.....I'd be burnin' boot leather ..... you wouldn't be able to see me for leather smoke.

Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:29 am    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

Remember Big D. It wasn't too long ago you were a kid...

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Remember Big D. It wasn't too long ago you were a kid...

He still is a kid. But then again I still think I'm a kid. Grown-up starts at 40 or your first kid. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:21 pm    Post subject: Re: THE HUSBAND STORE Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
Hmm.. Sounds like you are the "Ground Floor" material Dimitri ... Shocked Very Happy

More like basement material. Very Happy

Dimitri

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