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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:02 pm    Post subject: New Boots Reply with quote

Harry and Marge, a retired couple were on vacation in Wyoming. Marge decided to stay in the hotel room while Harry wandered around town.

He was walking by a store window when he noticed the most beautiful pair of cowboy boots he had ever seen. He had always wanted a pair of cowboy boots and these were perfect! So, he bought the boots and put them on right in the store and wore them back to the hotel room.

Walking in, he says "Marge!, do you notice anything different?"

Marge looks him up and down, "No", she says.

A little put out, he goes in the bathroom and rolls his pant legs up. Coming back into the room he asks "Do you notice anything different now?"

Marge looks him over again and replies "No".

Harry is enraged now. He goes in the bathroom, takes off all of his clothes, puts the new boots on and walks back into the room. "Do you notice anything different NOW?" he asks.

Marge looks him over and says "No, Harry. It was looking down yesterday, it's looking down now, and it will probably be looking down tomorrow"

Harry yells "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S LOOKING DOWN MARGE, IT'S LOOKING DOWN AT MY MY NEW BOOTS!!"

Marge sighs " Should have bought a hat Harry, should have bought a hat"

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:08 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL Good one Mike.................. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:12 am    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

I have a new hat (Stetson) and it don't work... Hiding

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:57 am    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

not that good lookin' of a hat huh?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:59 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

I don't know. A rather expensive big black Stetson...Goes with my suit...And boots...They don't work either...I think every part of me retired at the same time... Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:07 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

Well....sounds like a good lookin' hat to me partner, but you know...not that good lookin' Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:08 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

Hey looky here. After that last fracus I'm trying to humble myself...O K??

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:42 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

New hat and humble? Dont go any farther partner, we won't recognize ya. And don't go gettin' too humble, you've got all those other people out there to p*** off still!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:03 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

Yeah...Ye probably right...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

Damn I missed it.
I missed a Fracus and Mr Bush getting humbled
I am working entirely too much.

that was terrifically fun. Good on ya Marge.
funny how gravity inhales profusely.

hats? hmmm think i'll be a lady and just leave it alone.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

Darlin' Bushy said he's working on being humble I do not believe he got "humbled" by anyone.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

What!??! And I suppose you are able to pass the pencil test, keetoowah?? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:50 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

Ok sir
edumakate me on the pencil test?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

I got to have Tracker's permission here on this one. I don't want him comin' to America illegally lookin' for me...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:56 pm    Post subject: Re: New Boots Reply with quote

tracker is shakin' his head NO....

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