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mikekuzara Member
Joined: Sep 13, 2005 Posts: 147 Location: Farson, Wyoming
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject: New Boots |
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Harry and Marge, a retired couple were on vacation in Wyoming. Marge decided to stay in the hotel room while Harry wandered around town.
He was walking by a store window when he noticed the most beautiful pair of cowboy boots he had ever seen. He had always wanted a pair of cowboy boots and these were perfect! So, he bought the boots and put them on right in the store and wore them back to the hotel room.
Walking in, he says "Marge!, do you notice anything different?"
Marge looks him up and down, "No", she says.
A little put out, he goes in the bathroom and rolls his pant legs up. Coming back into the room he asks "Do you notice anything different now?"
Marge looks him over again and replies "No".
Harry is enraged now. He goes in the bathroom, takes off all of his clothes, puts the new boots on and walks back into the room. "Do you notice anything different NOW?" he asks.
Marge looks him over and says "No, Harry. It was looking down yesterday, it's looking down now, and it will probably be looking down tomorrow"
Harry yells "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S LOOKING DOWN MARGE, IT'S LOOKING DOWN AT MY MY NEW BOOTS!!"
Marge sighs " Should have bought a hat Harry, should have bought a hat"
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1895ss Super Member
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:57 am Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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not that good lookin' of a hat huh?
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Bushmaster Super Member
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tracker Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:08 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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Hey looky here. After that last fracus I'm trying to humble myself...O K??
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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New hat and humble? Dont go any farther partner, we won't recognize ya. And don't go gettin' too humble, you've got all those other people out there to p*** off still!
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:03 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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Yeah...Ye probably right...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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Damn I missed it.
I missed a Fracus and Mr Bush getting humbled
I am working entirely too much.
that was terrifically fun. Good on ya Marge.
funny how gravity inhales profusely.
hats? hmmm think i'll be a lady and just leave it alone.
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:45 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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Darlin' Bushy said he's working on being humble I do not believe he got "humbled" by anyone.
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keetoowah Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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Ok sir
edumakate me on the pencil test?
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:53 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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I got to have Tracker's permission here on this one. I don't want him comin' to America illegally lookin' for me...
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:56 pm Post subject: Re: New Boots |
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tracker is shakin' his head NO....
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