HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 248
BOT: 3
Total: 251
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Photo Albums
03: Forums
04: Home
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Home
08: Forums
09: Home
10: Home
11: Your Account
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Home
16: Your Account
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: News
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Home
24: Home
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Home
28: Forums
29: Photo Albums
30: Your Account
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Home
34: Forums
35: Home
36: Your Account
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Home
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Home
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Your Account
50: Forums
51: Home
52: Your Account
53: Your Account
54: Forums
55: Photo Albums
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Home
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Photo Albums
64: Forums
65: Home
66: Home
67: Forums
68: Home
69: Statistics
70: Your Account
71: Your Account
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Home
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Home
79: Your Account
80: Forums
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Home
86: Home
87: Forums
88: Your Account
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Your Account
96: Home
97: Forums
98: Your Account
99: Home
100: Forums
101: Photo Albums
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Photo Albums
106: Your Account
107: Forums
108: Photo Albums
109: Forums
110: Home
111: Photo Albums
112: Forums
113: Photo Albums
114: Your Account
115: Forums
116: Home
117: Your Account
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Your Account
122: Home
123: Forums
124: Home
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Forums
129: Forums
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Photo Albums
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Home
137: Forums
138: Your Account
139: Home
140: Forums
141: Forums
142: Forums
143: Forums
144: Forums
145: Home
146: Forums
147: Forums
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Your Account
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Forums
154: Home
155: Forums
156: Home
157: Your Account
158: Home
159: Forums
160: Home
161: Forums
162: Photo Albums
163: Forums
164: Forums
165: Forums
166: Forums
167: Home
168: Home
169: Forums
170: Forums
171: Home
172: Forums
173: Forums
174: Home
175: Home
176: Home
177: Your Account
178: Forums
179: Photo Albums
180: Your Account
181: Forums
182: Photo Albums
183: Photo Albums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Your Account
187: Photo Albums
188: Forums
189: Forums
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Forums
193: Forums
194: Forums
195: Forums
196: Forums
197: Forums
198: Forums
199: Forums
200: Photo Albums
201: Forums
202: Photo Albums
203: Home
204: Home
205: Your Account
206: Home
207: Home
208: Forums
209: Photo Albums
210: Forums
211: Forums
212: Forums
213: Forums
214: Photo Albums
215: Photo Albums
216: Forums
217: Home
218: Home
219: Your Account
220: Forums
221: Forums
222: Photo Albums
223: Your Account
224: Forums
225: Home
226: Photo Albums
227: Forums
228: Forums
229: Your Account
230: Home
231: Home
232: Home
233: Photo Albums
234: Photo Albums
235: Forums
236: Home
237: Home
238: Forums
239: Your Account
240: Forums
241: Photo Albums
242: Forums
243: Forums
244: Home
245: News
246: Forums
247: Forums
248: Privacy Policy
  BOT:
01: Home
02: Forums
03: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824016
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

New Grocery Store
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15715
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:57 am    Post subject: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
K.W.
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 19, 2007
Posts: 348
Location: Finland

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:18 am    Post subject: Re: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

Moi Vince. How are You witch contraceptives? K.W.
Back to top
View user's profile
fireball 3
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jan 28, 2007
Posts: 393
Location: northern calif

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:02 am    Post subject: Re: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

oh my god don't go near the feminine hygene isle.but do check out the hardware isle. Fave

_________________
if at first you don't succeed, take a nap, and try
tomorrow. can't hurt!
Back to top
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15715
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

K.W. wrote:
Moi Vince. How are You witch contraceptives? K.W.

Haha Haha Haha

Not sure mate.

fireball 3 wrote:
oh my god don't go near the feminine hygene isle.but do check out the hardware isle. Fave

Staying right away from that suggestion ?Fave....Dave.

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Crackshot
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Oct 23, 2005
Posts: 1693
Location: Mich

PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:50 pm    Post subject: Re: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

Thats a goodun Vince.

_________________
The human mind is the weapon, the gun is just one of its tools.
Back to top
View user's profile ICQ Number AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.