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I Miss Bill Clinton
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:46 am    Post subject: I Miss Bill Clinton Reply with quote

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!

And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:16 am    Post subject: Re: I Miss Bill Clinton Reply with quote

omg that is great.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:55 am    Post subject: Re: I Miss Bill Clinton Reply with quote

Vince you outdid yourself again. That was really great. Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:58 pm    Post subject: Re: I Miss Bill Clinton Reply with quote

ROFL Out standing ROFL
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: I Miss Bill Clinton Reply with quote

OK, I'm catching on to the notion that Bill Clinton is the second least popular person in the world of HuntingNut (Hillary being first) but there is one thing that Bill did while in office that I applaud and it probably went unnoticed by most of the world.

When Quebec was making one of their plans for separating from Canada, they approached Clinton and made overtures about wanting to be recognized as an independent nation/trading partner. Clinton told them, publicly, that the US does business with Canada so he basically wasn't interested. Quebec would have sunk like a rock economically.

I know there's still plenty of good reasons to detest the guy, but isn't it heartwarming to know that he did one thing right?

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