HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: Waihora
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12860

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 196
BOT: 2
Total: 198
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Home
03: Your Account
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Photo Albums
07: Home
08: Your Account
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Home
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Photo Albums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Home
23: Home
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: News
27: Forums
28: Photo Albums
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Photo Albums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Your Account
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Home
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Forums
47: Home
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Photo Albums
57: Forums
58: Your Account
59: Forums
60: Home
61: Home
62: Forums
63: Photo Albums
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Photo Albums
68: Your Account
69: Forums
70: Your Account
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Home
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Photo Albums
79: Forums
80: Forums
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Your Account
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Home
93: Home
94: Photo Albums
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Home
99: Forums
100: Your Account
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Forums
111: Home
112: Photo Albums
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Home
117: Forums
118: Home
119: Photo Albums
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Photo Albums
129: Forums
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Forums
137: Forums
138: Home
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Forums
142: Forums
143: Forums
144: Forums
145: Forums
146: Forums
147: Forums
148: Photo Albums
149: Forums
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Forums
154: Forums
155: Forums
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Home
160: Forums
161: Forums
162: Photo Albums
163: Forums
164: Forums
165: Forums
166: Forums
167: Home
168: Forums
169: Forums
170: Photo Albums
171: Forums
172: Forums
173: Forums
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Forums
177: Your Account
178: Forums
179: Forums
180: Forums
181: Forums
182: Forums
183: Forums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Forums
187: Forums
188: Your Account
189: Your Account
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Home
193: Forums
194: Home
195: Forums
196: Forums
  BOT:
01: Home
02: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 307
 Pictures: 2397
  · Views: 718232
  · Votes: 1313
  · Comments: 86
 

Thought you fathers might like this.
Discussion that doesnt fit other Topics
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » General

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5910

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:14 am    Post subject: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

I know on most hunting and firearm boards there is a long standing "code" of fatherhood that when a boy comes to a girls house its the fathers job to scare the living cr*p out of him and on gun forums it generally refers to cleaning guns when he is around. I just hear this song for the first time so I thought I'd share:

Quote::
The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then I’m lost

I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot

I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Well now that I’m a father
I’m scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind

She’s growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
I’ll have to put the fear of god into
Some kid at the door

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all go out and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Now it's all for show
Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt
It’s just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, it works

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Son, now y'all buckle up and have her back by te- let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.

Forgot to add its Rodney Atkins Cleaning This Gun. Smile

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.


Last edited by Dimitri on Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:07 am; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
tracker
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 08, 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: Manitoba, Canada

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:05 am    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

Cheers Salute Cheers right on Dimitri

_________________
"If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
Back to top
View user's profile
keetoowah
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 20, 2007
Posts: 691
Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Mr. Green
that was nice.

hmm sounds like my dad indeed.

_________________
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Back to top
View user's profile
Morax
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Dec 18, 2006
Posts: 618
Location: Pittsburgh Pa

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

hahah.. my daughter turned 17 this year in Feb. she brought her new BF. home to meet.. well i come flying out the door on him, he is all of maybe 5'5 and soaking wet maybe 130 pounds. I am 6' and go an easy 230... with hair to the middle of my back (insert bigfoot joke here) hahah well after he cleaned himself, I proceeded to ask the common 5 that i ask. do you hunt? "no"
you fish? "no"
have you ever shot a gun? "no"
i said ok forget question 4. last one, ever ride a motorcycle? "only on the back and it was a couple times"...

I looked over his shoulder at my kid and said where did you find this sissy? needless to say he didnt stay around too long..
Back to top
View user's profile
keetoowah
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 20, 2007
Posts: 691
Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

cool another long here hunter... right on.
poor kid seeing you flying out like that. geez

my dad 5'11" 230 indian irish scot welsh. looking up at a 6'8" kid and did the same thing. interrogating questions. the boy moved a few months later to go to college in a town 3 hours away.
never did talk to him again.

ahh dads and their ways. love it.. Very Happy

_________________
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Back to top
View user's profile
keetoowah
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 20, 2007
Posts: 691
Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

sorry long hair hunter is what i meant.

_________________
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Back to top
View user's profile
rdncktink
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 02, 2007
Posts: 476
Location: Hwaseong, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

My mom tells the story of when her and my aunt would bring home a new guy. My granfather would bring out about half his guns, 10 or so, and start cleaning them on the front steps. Normally about a half hour after the guy was to pick them up they would look out the front window and there would be my grandpa cleaning the guns humming to himself. The girls would go change clothes and go out and start helping him so he would come back in. When my mom and aunt found their persepetive husbands samething. This time when they checked my grandfather would be sitting there with the date cleaning guns and talking about hunting and fishing.

When I was in high school my father, 5'10" about 210, was outside one day working on his truck when one of the guys I liked was coming by, he noticed the back tire was low and was going to put a cinder block under it. Now this truck was a '67 F150 with 3/4 ton rear end with a FULL SLIDE IN CAMPER that was full of junk. He got the block reached down onto the barden bumper of the truck, lift it up and slide the block under it. There went dating in high school, by Monday the whole school knew and I became everyone's little sister.

_________________
Don't whine how bad your country is until you live in another.
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Morax
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Dec 18, 2006
Posts: 618
Location: Pittsburgh Pa

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

hehehehhe my father in law, is 5'7 goes about 190ish, used to lift weights. had a scholorship to two colleges one for football one for wrestling, he blew his knee in senior year and didnt go, but when i started hanging around, i walked right in introed myself, and asked if i could help him on his r/c planes.. that sunk it right there... fast friends, now he calls to talk to me not his daughter.. I remember one day we were going over to his place, and got into a fight, she got out of car and huffed into the house, I looked at him and said "yer daughter can be such a bit@#" he laughed and said yeah well you got the nice one... hehehhehe
Back to top
View user's profile
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5910

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

Morax,

Interesting 4 questions, I can answer "YES" (with capitals) to the first 3 but I've never rode a motorcycle. Is that wrong of me ?? Confused

I'm 6ft 2in and 210 pounds right now, guess I'm going to be scaring my daughters (once I have them) perspective boyfriends with alittle more questions then Morax, and plus I look well like me. Laughing

Poor girls they'll probably never have a real relationship till they move out. Very Happy

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Morax
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Dec 18, 2006
Posts: 618
Location: Pittsburgh Pa

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought you fathers might like this. Reply with quote

well if you came from my family yes it would be wrong of you.. hahah my kids were on a cycle when they was still in diapers... heheh oh have a other questions for them but you know..
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » General
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You can download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.