HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: Pavel
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12456

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 71
BOT: 5
Total: 76
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: News
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Home
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Home
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: News
31: Photo Albums
32: Photo Albums
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Photo Albums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Photo Albums
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Photo Albums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Home
57: Forums
58: Forums
59: Home
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums
02: Your Account
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Your Account

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 302
 Pictures: 2369
  · Views: 295587
  · Votes: 1301
  · Comments: 86
 

Support our Advertisers

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 13069
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:14 am    Post subject: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN Reply with quote

DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him.

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
rdncktink
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 02, 2007
Posts: 476
Location: Hwaseong, South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:30 am    Post subject: Re: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN Reply with quote

Vince wrote:

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

Hay that ain't funny. Just because we sound dumb don't mean we are. Or is it that such people expect so much we sound really smart. Nananana Very Happy Haha

_________________
Don't whine how bad your country is until you live in another.
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5906
Location: Southern Ontario

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject: Re: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

Perhaps it causes that with some women, but I do believe Tink like me likes country music. And I believe atleast for the 2 of us we prove there is a pretty big "Exception" to that rule. As a matter of fact I'm listening to country music as I type this. Nananana

Vince wrote:
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

Where to buy that ?? Will need to self prescribe it to any girl I date, will stop some of the problems. Laughing I got a tough enough time remembering my birthday (not so much the date but when it comes around I generally forget its that day till someone reminds me :-D) never mind somebody else's. Confused

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
keetoowah
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 20, 2007
Posts: 691
Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:41 am    Post subject: Re: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN Reply with quote

laughing hard.
love the first one and jackasspirin. need full perscriptions
I bet you and Tink think there are only 2 kinds of music Dimitri, country and western huh?? lol
Vince dont know where you find them but keep them coming.
Misc Very Happy Very Happy

_________________
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Back to top
View user's profile
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5906
Location: Southern Ontario

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:03 am    Post subject: Re: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN Reply with quote

I know there are more types of music out there. Laughing

My family cannot agree with music, we all listen to something different. Razz

Plus most functions I get stuck going to don't have country, unless they "rename" it "Soft rock" or "Pop" as long as it doesn't have a violin and depending on how much guitar is in the song. It always fun pointing out to people who "hate" country music that that latest "pop/soft rock" song they heard at a dance or gala etc is actually country and sung by a Country singer but they decided to rename it something else. Very Happy

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
tracker
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 08, 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: Manitoba, Canada

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:07 am    Post subject: Re: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN Reply with quote

If I may quote the songwriter:

"I like Bobby Dylan and I like Johnny Cash
And I think Waylon Jennings is a table thumping smash
and little Joni Mitchell boys she's better than smokin' grass
But if you don't like Hank Williams baby, you can kiss my ass"

Kris Kristofferson "If you don't like Hank Williams"

_________________
"If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
Back to top
View user's profile
keetoowah
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 20, 2007
Posts: 691
Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:33 am    Post subject: Re: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN Reply with quote

country is ok.
i dont listen to much of it but the artists I do are of course from my home state. Garth, Reba, Toby....
My uncle was in the music biz for 36 years mostly his own and songs from his era like Frank Sinatra, and much more that I wont bothering boring ya'll with. My other uncle, uncle Charlie made it very well though. I am sure ya'll have hear Devil Went Down to Georgia and all his other hits.

I just really prefer the Native American venues, the artists of the last generation and the new ones are awesome with their compositions and the way they blend traditional and contemporary. I actually like Native American and Native Hawaiian rap. I hate the other kind.

But nothing beats some good reggae by Mr Marley, Santana, Los Lonely Boys, Edgar Winters, and the list goes.
Oh did I forget to type RUSH??
Nananana
regards

_________________
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Back to top
View user's profile
tracker
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 08, 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: Manitoba, Canada

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:14 pm    Post subject: Re: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN Reply with quote

keetoowah wrote:

Oh did I forget to type RUSH?? Nananana regards

I doubt you could have forgotten Rush, Yuck I've been trying to for years with no luck Blah

_________________
"If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Advertisements
 


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by Dizfunkshunal :.