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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:17 pm Post subject: snail gets a car! |
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The little snail was tired of being such a slow moving creature so he got himself a Volkswagon Beetle. Not just any Beetle, it was supercharged, really fast for a Beetle.
The snail took the car to a customizing shop and asked the guy there to paint the letter S in all kinds of fancy stylized fonts all over the car, Old English, scroll, etc etc, he just wanted the car covered all over in the letter S.
"Sure," said the shop owner, "we can do that. But do you mind if I ask why?"
"Because," the snail responded slowly, "when I go whipping down the street I want everyone to stare and say, "Look at that S car go."
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:19 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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This joke I first heard in the Movie Trading Places, was helarious.
Dimitri
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rdncktink Super Member
Joined: Mar 02, 2007 Posts: 476 Location: Hwaseong, South Korea
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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DallanC Site Admin
Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 3571 Location: Utah
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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Thats so bad I'm tempted to ban Tracker for a week... LOL
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:14 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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See here you are again needing to be rescued
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:15 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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keetoowah Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:16 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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you know ... you're going to get slugged
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:16 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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keetoowah Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! |
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ohh Ive got me rope
rambo
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