Why do men prefer guns to women?

keetoowah

It's a joke...
..She DOES talk down about me the same way, to perfect strangers, while I'm there. I'm not SO insecure as to let it bother me. Matter of fact, I think it's FUNNY. quote

wow.
I have a sense a humor, just ask Tracker.
I have a twisted sense of humor.

I am sorry she does that to you too.

Now waking you up with shaving cream in your hand and a feather on your nose THATS FUNNY.

Very Happy

gelandangan

keetoowah wrote:

Now waking you up with shaving cream in your hand and a feather on your nose THATS FUNNY.

Very Happy

Well at least it would be shaving cream... if it's real, it might have been shaving blade!! Shocked

Now THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

d_hoffman

Hey Keetoowah, why don't you use whipped cream instead. Atleast it's edible.

Vince

You guys have to develop your sense of humour a little more yet.

A bit of fresh cow pat......now THAT'S funny!!! Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

tracker

A person's finger being placed gently into warm water while they're sleeping can be funny too, but hey...cow pats? Mum...shame shame shame Very Happy

keetoowah

d_hoffman wrote:

Hey Keetoowah, why don't you use whipped cream instead. Atleast it's edible.

cuz thats a dessert silly.

keetoowah

tieing long hair of a man to a tent strap while he is sleeping is funny but only till he wakes up.

painting make up on guys while past out drunk is funny
they wake up looking like MIMI off the drew carey show. one of my favs
so is shaving their chests into shapes.. lhehehehehehe
cant forget painting their nails and toe nails. oh yea..

rdncktink

keetoowah wrote:

painting make up on guys while past out drunk is funnythey wake up looking like MIMI off the drew carey show.

And don't forget to video tape it for later viewing Very Happy

shooterjon

Thats simple! guns cost less to maintain, They don't talk back,and they last longer than my 5 mariages BUT If I do decide to get rid of a gun I dont have to split my asssseettss with it!!!

Vince

tracker wrote:

but hey...cow pats? Mum...shame shame shame Very Happy

Yeah.....but it is funny.....think about it. Very Happy

I could tell you some really "terrible" things that have been done to guys in the name of humour......especially if they were the first one to pass out at a keg party. wtf

Cheers, Vince

tracker

keetoowah wrote:

cant forget painting their nails and toe nails. oh yea..

OHHHHH, that was a joke Shocked

, so I can take the toe nail polish off now?? Embarassed